10,273 Facebook Users Die Everyday

10,273 Facebook Users Die Everyday

Yes, it’s true. And you can bet many of them didn’t see it coming.

Let that sink in for a minute. Every day, the equivalent of a small town from the Facebook population kicks the bucket – never to like a cute kitten meme ever again. At the rate things are going, the number of dead Facebook users will soon outnumber the living.

Will your Facebook profile become zombie food?

OK. The show The Walking Dead isn’t exactly real life (I mean if a rural cop like Rick can survive, where are all the Navy Seals?). But (in its super creepy awesomeness) it […]

Buying a House the Kids Will Inherit

Buying a House the Kids Will Inherit

Technically, I should title this “Soon I will be buying a house the kids will inherit.” I am only 36 years old and am the semi-proud owner of 2 houses. You must think I am rolling in the dough to own 2 homes, but I assure you that neither is a summer house in the Hamptons. And to be honest, even if I could buy a house in the Hamptons, I probably wouldn’t because I am insufficiently experienced in socializing with rich people. Partly because I am just not rich and partly because security always stops me when I jump […]

Is a Funny Death Too Much to Ask?

Is a Funny Death Too Much to Ask?

One thing I know is that I want to leave them laughing.

I used to have a specific idea about what happens after someone dies. And it always played out the same way in my head. Everyone wearing all black piles in to an attorney’s office. There is always one lady with an oversized hat sitting on the front row slightly sobbing. The attorney somberly reads the will and a fight ensues. But then it turns out that a lady lurking in the back is actually the dead guy’s mistress and she gets everything! Yeah, I watch too many movies.

OK. So […]